PUKI HORPOCKET PRESENTS
tales of greatness told by greatness
Puki Horpocket is a literary titan with a loyal fandom that stretches across the universe. His merits are unchallenged, unsurpassed, and unquantifiable. To say that his works are renowned would be to redefine the very notion of fame.
To understand the greatness that is Puki Horpocket, one must first understand the grandeur of the directory.
The Definitive Directory of Durangoni is the panoptic mega-wiki for life aboard the largest space station in the universe. It endures as a testament to the written word, a prism of importance second only to the Qeenish opus Fun With Antimatter.
Durangoni is a planet-sized colossus. It houses a trillion active residents, all of whom access the directory for their daily needs. It is free to use and requires a small army of zealous curators to keep it au courant.
Puki Horpocket is one such curator, and assuredly the most famous. He is an editor at large, a roving info warrior who has devoted his life to the directory.
His numerous essays have captivated audiences and earned countless accolades, including the highly coveted Glorpon Medal for Word Wizardry.
His writings have created wealth, celebrity, and untold prestige. While many of his subjects have risen from disregard to claim their fame, few have managed to seize the collective conscience. This is, of course, why you are here.
Puki Horpocket Presents is a limelight series that profiles extraordinary beings. In this arena, cosmic glory is written in permanent ink.
The goal is to tell incredible true stories while separating fact from fiction, merit from muddle, and reality from outright lunacy.
These are tales of greatness told by greatness.
A triumph! Horpocket shows us time and time again why he is upheld as a literary pillar. He is a living legend, destined to bestow a legacy that endures for eons.
Horpocket is the only author to receive our highest acclaim, the Xira Cone of Brilliance. His writing transcends the physical realm and makes the universe a better place.
Puki Horpocket Presents: Roy
The Most Chaotic Midlife Crisis in Cosmic History
The story of Roy is a dizzying tale of love, loss, and spectacular folly. His colossal midlife crisis would spark The Incident, an infamous period of chaos that paralyzed the largest space station in the universe. With the aid of footage and eyewitness accounts, this book will reconstruct the events that turned a broken man into a folk hero.
Puki Horpocket Presents: Nimi
When First Contact Becomes Last Call
Nimi Korble was a nobody. That is, until the day he wasn’t. His meteoric rise to fame would culminate in a tragic event seldom seen in the universe. Nimi takes it all in stride, as he never sought the notoriety that doomed his species. This short interview will explore what happens when a civilization completely botches its first contact.
Puki Horpocket Presents is published on Earth in conjunction with acclaimed human author Zachry Wheeler, who serves as translator for all terrestrial editions.
© 2021 : Zachry Wheeler
© ΣΠΞŒ : Puki Horpocket