PUKI HORPOCKET PRESENTS
tales of greatness told by greatness
Puki Horpocket is a literary titan with a loyal fandom that stretches across the universe. His merits are unchallenged, unsurpassed, and unquantifiable. To say that his works are renowned would be to redefine the very notion of fame.
To understand the greatness that is Puki Horpocket, one must first understand the grandeur of the directory.
The Definitive Directory of Durangoni is the panoptic mega-wiki for life aboard the largest space station in the universe. It endures as a testament to the written word, a prism of importance second only to the Qeenish opus Fun With Antimatter.
Durangoni is a planet-sized colossus. It houses a trillion active residents, all of whom access the directory for their daily needs. It is free to use and requires a small army of zealous curators to keep it au courant.
Puki Horpocket is one such curator, and assuredly the most famous. He is an editor at large, a roving info warrior who has devoted his life to the directory.
His numerous essays have captivated audiences and earned countless accolades, including the highly coveted Glorpon Medal for Word Wizardry.
His writings have created wealth, celebrity, and untold prestige. While many of his subjects have risen from disregard to claim their fame, few have managed to seize the collective conscience. This is, of course, why you are here.
Puki Horpocket Presents is a limelight series that profiles extraordinary beings. In this arena, cosmic glory is written in permanent ink.
The goal is to tell incredible true stories while separating fact from fiction, merit from muddle, and reality from flaming rubbish.
These are tales of greatness told by greatness.
A triumph! Horpocket shows us time and time again why he is upheld as a literary pillar. He is a living legend, destined to bestow a legacy that endures for eons.
Horpocket is the only author to receive our highest acclaim, the Xira Cone of Brilliance. His writing transcends the physical realm and makes the universe a better place.
THE MOST CHAOTIC MIDLIFE CRISIS IN COSMIC HISTORY
One lonely plumber.
One bad decision.
One trillion lives upended.
This is the story of Roy, the architect of an epic crisis that paralyzed the largest space station in the universe. What sounds like the work of an evil genius was anything but. Roy belly-flopped into a vat of bad ideas, birthing the ultimate pandemonium.
The aftermath created a legend, but the lunacy behind it remained a mystery. That is, until now. With the aid of exclusive footage and eyewitness accounts, this book reveals the truth behind the chaos.
WHEN FIRST CONTACT BECOMES LAST CALL
Nimi was a nobody.
Then he was the chosen.
Now he’s the sole survivor.
Nimi Korble endured a meteoric rise to fame, one that culminated in a tragic event seldom seen in the universe. Amazingly, he takes it all in stride, as he never sought the notoriety that doomed his species. This short interview explores what happens when a civilization completely botches first contact.
* As a special bonus, this short also includes the first chapter of Roy: The Most Chaotic Midlife Crisis in Cosmic History.
Puki Horpocket Presents is published on Earth in conjunction with acclaimed human author Zachry Wheeler, who serves as translator for all terrestrial editions.
© 2021 : Zachry Wheeler
© ΣΠΞŒ : Puki Horpocket