Puki Horpocket Presents: Nimi
When First Contact Becomes Last Call
Nimi Korble was a nobody. That is, until the day he wasn’t. His meteoric rise to fame would culminate in a tragic event seldom seen in the universe. Nimi takes it all in stride, as he never sought the notoriety that doomed his species. This short interview will explore what happens when a civilization completely botches its first contact.
Puki Horpocket Presents is a limelight series that profiles extraordinary beings. In this arena, cosmic glory is written in permanent ink.
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“Even as a short story, Nimi sets itself apart as a work of deranged brilliance.”
– Ben Ragunton, TG Geeks (Full Review)
“A quick and fun read that made me laugh out loud more than once.“
– Amazon Reader
My name is Zachry Wheeler and I’m a science fiction novelist based on Earth. I was chosen to serve as translator for all terrestrial editions of Puki Horpocket Presents, a literary series beloved throughout the universe.
It’s been a great honor.
It’s also been super stressful.
Decoding an alien tongue is daunting at a baseline, let alone through the prestigious lens of Puki Horpocket. He is renowned for his unique blend of commentary, interviews, and dramatic depictions. My job is to stick the landing for human readers. I sincerely hope that I do his words justice, but admittedly, I sometimes feel like a toddler translating Orwell.
The Durangoni Space Station is home to countless species and cultures, and thus, countless lexicons. Some things are universal, like beer. Other things are regional, like atmo barriers on artificial oceans. Some things are truly horrifying and do not warrant translation, regardless of their pop culture equivalents.
I did my best, but aliens be weird, y’all.
Puki Horpocket tales are chock-full of excitement, debauchery, and blatant disregard for delicate sensibilities. Fair warning: the language is lewd and the characters are crude, so keep your wits inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride.
Puki Horpocket Presents is a loosely connected spin-off series from Max and the Multiverse, in that it takes place on the massive Durangoni Space Station from book two.